Bowl Games

I know it's a little early to be thinking about the BCS, but John and I had a lengthy discussion about bowl games and the college football postseason. This devolved into a "how many bowl names can you name?" and "No way! That's not a real bowl game name!" conversation. A simple trip to wikipedia solved our argument. It posts both a list of current bowl games, and a list of past bowl games. I noted my favorite defunct bowls and who I think should play in them if they ever are revived...

Raisin Bowl - The two teams with the highest percentage of players in the nation who fake bake

Bluebonnet Bowl - all players on both teams grease themselves up right before the game, by taking a bath in a bowl full of Bluebonnet butter

Salad Bowl - The two teams with the highest combined average weight of defensive and offensive linemen in the nation

Mercy Bowl - Shouldn't that be the name for all the games that aren't the national championship?

Dixie Bowl - First, change name to "Dixie Cup". Two teams with the highest number of positive drug tests in the nation

Cherry Bowl - Two teams are picked because they have the most virginal-looking cheerleaders in the nation. No way that game ever gets revived...